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    New celebrity DJ.... Paris Hilton.



    ya buddy.

    faith in humanity lost

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    Yup, just watched this video. Does it surprise me she uses a flanger? Nope.
    It's just another thing she can do that involves sucking.

    I can only imagine her lifetime achievement DJMag award speech....
    "I'd like to thank the American youth for being zombies and supporting all my ventures,
    I'd like to thank my parents for all their money,
    I'd like to thank Ryan Seacrest and the Weekly American Top 40 for help with my tracklist. Now I know what songs to type into Itunes and look for remixes of,
    I'd like to thank Pioneer for their flanger and bpm counters,
    And I'd like to promote my new venture with Fleshlight. We're going to be releasing a special Hilton edition that are molds of my butthole and vagina. They'll be given away free with bookings of any suite in the Hilton hotel chain.
    Thank you."
    Last edited by contra; 06-24-2012 at 05:16 PM.

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    This is why people think DJs are a joke or this is why people think DJs like this are acceptable .


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    Oh... dear.

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    I gotta admit, I did get a little hard watching it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by contra View Post
    I gotta admit, I did get a little hard watching it....
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    Its all good Sween. I will say that I am disappointed that its not malt liquor. Just imagine sippin on a 40 w/ Obama's face on it. That would be hot. You'd be fuckin white girls in no time!

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    In fairness she has inspired me.

    If someone that tragically awful can get to play up there to a crowd, I'm gonna be bigger than Van Buuren.
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    Is she mixing or is she "Hooking" it?
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    I'm not stuck in the '80s. I chose not to leave.

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