New celebrity DJ.... Paris Hilton.

[q6174]

ya buddy.

faith in humanity lost

[contra]

Yup, just watched this video. Does it surprise me she uses a flanger? Nope.
It's just another thing she can do that involves sucking.

I can only imagine her lifetime achievement DJMag award speech....
"I'd like to thank the American youth for being zombies and supporting all my ventures,
I'd like to thank my parents for all their money,
I'd like to thank Ryan Seacrest and the Weekly American Top 40 for help with my tracklist. Now I know what songs to type into Itunes and look for remixes of,
I'd like to thank Pioneer for their flanger and bpm counters,
And I'd like to promote my new venture with Fleshlight. We're going to be releasing a special Hilton edition that are molds of my butthole and vagina. They'll be given away free with bookings of any suite in the Hilton hotel chain.
Thank you."

[Atomisk]

Yup, just watched this video. Does it surprise me she uses a flanger? Nope.
It's just another thing she can do that involves sucking.

"I'd like to thank the American youth for being zombies and supporting all my ventures, This was in brazil lol

I'd like to thank Pioneer for their flanger and bpm counters, You really think she's DJing? She's just playing a premade lmao

Thank you."

Anyways, I don't see why you guys are h8ing so hard, Now that SHM is gone, Paris is my new favorite DJ!

[DJ Maxed]

Yup, just watched this video. Does it surprise me she uses a flanger? Nope.
It's just another thing she can do that involves sucking.

I can only imagine her lifetime achievement DJMag award speech....
"I'd like to thank the American youth for being zombies and supporting all my ventures,
I'd like to thank my parents for all their money,
I'd like to thank Ryan Seacrest and the Weekly American Top 40 for help with my tracklist. Now I know what songs to type into Itunes and look for remixes of,
I'd like to thank Pioneer for their flanger and bpm counters,
And I'd like to promote my new venture with Fleshlight. We're going to be releasing a special Hilton edition that are molds of my butthole and vagina. They'll be given away free with bookings of any suite in the Hilton hotel chain.
Thank you."

I'm surprised she can even turn that knob with her implants :-P
I seriously think I'm just as good as her. Heck, I'm still a noob. I bet there are people who have been doing this all their life. And you don't see us getting any expensive equipment in addition to an actual show.

[Maikky]

This is why people think DJs are a joke or this is why people think DJs like this are acceptable .

[RikkiGTR]

Oh... dear.

[DJ_BLAKNITE]

[contra]

I gotta admit, I did get a little hard watching it....

[Era 7]

I gotta admit, I did get a little hard watching it....

[RikkiGTR]

In fairness she has inspired me.

If someone that tragically awful can get to play up there to a crowd, I'm gonna be bigger than Van Buuren.