the things people say to me at a bar...crazy

[Quentin Legend]

On my first ever gig, I was with another DJ (who is a 20 years in the business radio, pub, wedding and occasional club DJ). Out of nowhere he turned the music down and said over the mic (something like):

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest with us tonight; DJ Rik Star just in from Las Vegas!" (huge cheer, I kid you not) followed by... "And Rik hasn't had sex in over a year, so he's here for the taking ladies..." (another cheer, with added "yeeeeeeooooow!").

Now I'd love to go on to tell you I was bombarded with offers all night. Sadly not. I just had this one big munter call me over, lick her lips in an almost cartoonish way and whisper (well, shout in my hear) "I'll pop your cherry again for you hot stuff..."



"He was only kidding, I have a fiancée..."

You're giving me ideas.

[MeowMix]

You should have asked her which liquor makes her sleep with you that night.

[Detruence]

You're giving me ideas.

exactly what i was thinking.

[DJ STU-C]

i used to hate speaking to people, the dj booth in the bar i played didnt have a door so people could pretty much just walk in and start talking bullshit. and 90% of people had nothing to say but bullshit. some lad was telling me i was killing the night even though the place was full and i was playing the same type of music i did every week and people still came back. another dickhead from the town i come from(think english version of redneck) asked me if its a gay bar cos i was playing disco. he wanted a tiesto record playing(about as gay as djs get imo) i just told him 'yeah you can get your cock sucked for a fiver out back' he fucked off after that

[RikkiGTR]

brilliant

[Spife]

kinda weak, but some one asked me if I knew "where to score". It's a little bit funnier when you find out the gig was 2 hours away from where I live and that was like the 4th time I'd gone there.

I wish I put on my cally british accent and said "between the goal posts mate"

[Icefrogg]

Good stories...heres another one I forgot about this one

So one night I'm djing and its time to cut the music ....I let everyone know last song of the night...songs over I cut the music off.
so this middle age white lady who was wearing all white, (I'm white as well) comes up to me like "why you cut the music off" so I tell her that we are done for the night blah blah blah. She's obviously drunk and she is like arguing with me about me stopping the music.
she then proceeds to tell me "you cut the music off because your fucking white"...I looked at her and just started laughing and a buddy of mine was next to me who happens to be black and he was just like wtf??
she then keeps telling me that I'm white and told me I'm as white as her outfit....the best though is she gets on her cell phone and then comes back over after she was done talking to whoever and told me
"I just called my buddy up..they call him the ANAL-ATER and he's coming to pick me up"..."like the terminator but the anal-ater"....I was dying hahaha.

Awesome ending.

[DJSantzy]

On my first ever gig, I was with another DJ (who is a 20 years in the business radio, pub, wedding and occasional club DJ). Out of nowhere he turned the music down and said over the mic (something like):

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest with us tonight; DJ Rik Star just in from Las Vegas!" (huge cheer, I kid you not) followed by... "And Rik hasn't had sex in over a year, so he's here for the taking ladies..." (another cheer, with added "yeeeeeeooooow!").

Now I'd love to go on to tell you I was bombarded with offers all night. Sadly not. I just had this one big munter call me over, lick her lips in an almost cartoonish way and whisper (well, shout in my hear) "I'll pop your cherry again for you hot stuff..."



"He was only kidding, I have a fiancée..."

Thats F'n awesome ! lol

[Phi]

The anal-ater chick sounds like this woman I know.

first off she is pretty for her age (google playboy and "Brandy Canada" to see her naked")

She gets drunk and lonely one night, and is my last customer, and strips and demands I fuck her on the bar.

When I turn her down she insists I'm gay I'm not. I just have more class than to fuck random people at work.

[Drewbdo]

I just have more class than to fuck random people at work.

Obviously, you could never be a politician!

Some of them do it "AT" work, and many of them do it to us "FOR" work.