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You should have asked her which liquor makes her sleep with you that night.
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i used to hate speaking to people, the dj booth in the bar i played didnt have a door so people could pretty much just walk in and start talking bullshit. and 90% of people had nothing to say but bullshit. some lad was telling me i was killing the night even though the place was full and i was playing the same type of music i did every week and people still came back. another dickhead from the town i come from(think english version of redneck) asked me if its a gay bar cos i was playing disco. he wanted a tiesto record playing(about as gay as djs get imo) i just told him 'yeah you can get your cock sucked for a fiver out back' he fucked off after that
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kinda weak, but some one asked me if I knew "where to score". It's a little bit funnier when you find out the gig was 2 hours away from where I live and that was like the 4th time I'd gone there.
I wish I put on my cally british accent and said "between the goal posts mate"
In the beginning, there was Jack!
Good stories...heres another one I forgot about this one
So one night I'm djing and its time to cut the music ....I let everyone know last song of the night...songs over I cut the music off.
so this middle age white lady who was wearing all white, (I'm white as well) comes up to me like "why you cut the music off" so I tell her that we are done for the night blah blah blah. She's obviously drunk and she is like arguing with me about me stopping the music.
she then proceeds to tell me "you cut the music off because your fucking white"...I looked at her and just started laughing and a buddy of mine was next to me who happens to be black and he was just like wtf??
she then keeps telling me that I'm white and told me I'm as white as her outfit....the best though is she gets on her cell phone and then comes back over after she was done talking to whoever and told me
"I just called my buddy up..they call him the ANAL-ATER and he's coming to pick me up"..."like the terminator but the anal-ater"....I was dying hahaha.
The anal-ater chick sounds like this woman I know.
first off she is pretty for her age (google playboy and "Brandy Canada" to see her naked")
She gets drunk and lonely one night, and is my last customer, and strips and demands I fuck her on the bar.
When I turn her down she insists I'm gay I'm not. I just have more class than to fuck random people at work.
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