the things people say to me at a bar...crazy

[matty1551]

One time this fine ass bitch walks in the booth & starts putting her hands all over me telling me how much I must work out....which I clearly do not. Shes super fucked up already. She's keeping me from effectively doing my job so the bouncer pulls her out and I tell her to wait by the booth entrance.

I transition to the next track and look over & see her in the correct spot but with some old guy's tongue down her throat.

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[Neophyte]

[Phi]

About the asking for drugs thing... You shouldn't be surprised.

Bartenders get that A LOT. It's something about the association that our culture has between DJs, raves, and drugs. You are there to help create a "party" and people will always think you know where the "party favors" are.

The general public is ignorant of so much of DJ culture that you really can't expect people to not associate you with "party drugs"



Also, lots of people go to bars to get laid. That shouldn't surprise you either.

[MeowMix]

friendly advice from the token gay dude, "when in doubt play Madonna"

[RikkiGTR]

"eating the money will kill you" "eating the money will kill you" "eating the money..."

That's just absurd. And really creepy

[Divercity]

I remember this one drunk chick getting all serious and warning me that if I ever get trapped with a bunch of money, eating the money would kill you. Then she got all creepy/serious and just repeated "eating the money will kill you" over and over again while intensely holding my gaze... made me so uncomfortable that I had to just walk away. Lol!










"eating the money will kill you" "eating the money will kill you" "eating the money..."

"Could you please turn off the volume, because I can't talk to my friends in the club"
Yah bitch, it should be better for you to stay home with your muppet friends

Also.. Are you kidding me??? People like that should not be allowed anywhere

[DJ 4CE]

One night this chick comes into the booth, starts rubbing on my back, then starts kissing my back, then reaches around and starts rubbing on my junk. No bouncers were around, so I pushed her away, and asked her what she was doing, besides interrupting my set. She replies "I just love DJ's and you are sooooo cute" I told her to leave me alone, cause I am married, and am in the middle of my set. She came back the next weekend and did the same thing.

I was playing a hip hop set and this drunk chick comes up and asks me to play "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry. I was blown away, but I played it. Total crowdgasm.

Same hip hop club, I was called cracker, whitey, and Forrest Gump... I was gonna kick the bitch out that called me forrest gump, but I was laughing too hard.

I patched another dj into my stuff one night, he kept telling me to turn it up, but I refused because it was already too loud. He proceeds to crank his volume up until its maxed out, and clipping like hell. I just kept turning it down lower and lower.

Had a chick one night demand I had to give her 4 shoutouts thoughout the night for her birthday. I told her one is all you get, take it or leave it.

Played a gig that I found out I was supposed to play on facebook. Promoters never asked me, just assumed I would. Then they left without paying me. I called them, left them a message telling them bring me the money now. Never heard from them till the next week, they had a big hip hop night planned, with me headlining. Keep in mind I still hadn't been paid. I do my little intro, and proceed to play hard house and electro. The look on their faces was priceless. They barged into my booth and demanded I play hip hop. Not till I get my money bitch... I hadn't gotten to the end of the song before I had the money in my pocket.

[bumpyjonas]

When is Karaoke going to start Mr. DJ……..

[novadnb]

One night this chick comes into the booth, starts rubbing on my back, then starts kissing my back, then reaches around and starts rubbing on my junk.

Uh, where was that?

[Minksy]

You can't please everyone. The question is, who are you willing to piss off?