People who think you will DJ a Wedding for food.

[Nitronic]

I get these offers a lot. "We can't really pay you to DJ our wedding but we can feed you."

I think I remember reading a very hilarious article or rant on this subject manner and would love to find it again as I just recieved another one of these requests a couple days ago. Do any of you know where I can find it?

[Maikky]

A DJs gotta eat .

Will Mix For Food .

Etc .

[Dave Daschofsky]

Sure, for that $20 worth of food I'll bring $20 worth of equipment.

[DJNR]

Sure, for that $20 worth of food I'll bring $20 worth of equipment.

A very nice light bulb.

[Dave Daschofsky]

I was thinking of a tape player and $10 worth of music.

[Manu]

I was thinking of whistling Dixie. On loop.

[mostapha]

The right way for the conversation to go:

potential client: "We can't really pay you to DJ our wedding but we can feed you."

DJ: "No. You're welcome to call back when you take me or your wedding seriously."

[Era 7]

[Sween]

I get these offers a lot. "We can't really pay you to DJ our wedding but we can feed you."

I think I remember reading a very hilarious article or rant on this subject manner and would love to find it again as I just recieved another one of these requests a couple days ago. Do any of you know where I can find it?

I have never gotten such a request... Are you trying to drum up business on a street corner?

If someone asked me to DJ for food, I would give them my wife's grocery shopping list for a month... that's about $1200 for my family of five.

[LoveBass]

I'd ask for a detailed list of courses and the meal before turning them down. Haha, dj fo fooood!