As a DJ...
Last night I just ran into my current residency to fix a sound issue, where I didst spy this hot chick. Like a Valkyrie from the days of yore, she stood stout shouldered, mightily bebosomed and quite a beauty, wielding both blue eyes and blond hair, which came in two fecking ponytails!
It was all I could do not to drool, so I focused on the distant chatter of the owner waffling on about gigs next Friday, would I mind sharing DJ duties with... a hand gesture to fair maiden.
I wuz like f*ck yeah, or more like "yes I value diversity behind the decks, be great to share musical knowledge with someone with similar passions."
Found out today: it's actually her friend . Probably some sync using hipster dude They are all probably going to point at me chanting old, old, OLD
Seriously though, I could see this working: get a hot chick to ask for gigs and then pull a "switcharoo" when they accept .
Could you see such a scenario working in your area/ scene?
Maybe we could do a "email/ txt a pic of a hot girl to a list of all the local promoters/ owners, with "do you have any gigs going?" " and post up the responses. Like the "So when are you gonna let me tap that?" thread
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