Calling Out: DJWhoQE for a UK Bass battle

**Subprime** · 03-05-2012, 08:39 AM

What is UK Bass? Nobody knows, not even Fact magazine. Why do people keep using the ""UK Bass", the most stupid of terms, nearly completely useless at identifying music? It covers everything from techno and deep house to dubstep and beyond. One thing is for certain, it is probably sort of maybe British in origin, and is therefore far superior to any other music.

So then, I challenge you DJWhoQE to a UK Bass battle, the most stupid of battles, the complete genre clash making a mockery of the voting system.

The rules:

You must be British to compete
So that means you automatically lose DJWhoQE

No sync, for it is very un-British.
I will be competing strictly with my vinyl collection, for vinyl is also very British. However, you are welcome to use whatever you like.

Play whatever music you think is appropriate.
Electro house and drum and bass are not appropriate, though one of those things is very British.

30 minutes.
Or there abouts.

May the most British DJ win! (me)

**DJWhoQE** · 03-06-2012, 03:16 AM

I may be an American, but they call it Global Bass for a reason. Prepare to be schooled by the combined might of international awesome!

Whenever that date may be. I'm in Austin all week next week so... mixes in by this weekend? I'll be using my Numarks and DDM4000 with control vinyl.

**Subprime** · 03-09-2012, 07:30 AM

Not sure I'll get it done this weekend, but if you're happy to get yours in I'll stick mine up when I get round to doing it.

**DJWhoQE** · 03-09-2012, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Subprime

Not sure I'll get it done this weekend, but if you're happy to get yours in I'll stick mine up when I get round to doing it.

How about we set the due date for the weekend of the 24th-25th? That'll give us time to put together a mix and practice.

Because you're gonna need that practice. Because otherwise I'm gonna to crush you. In your face. Hope you're one of those few islanders that take advantage of dental insurance.

**Subprime** · 03-09-2012, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by DJWhoQE

How about we set the due date for the weekend of the 24th-25th? That'll give us time to put together a mix and practice.

Because you're gonna need that practice. Because otherwise I'm gonna to crush you. In your face. Hope you're one of those few islanders that take advantage of dental insurance.

Cool.

And my teeth may be bad, but at least the damage your mix will do to my ears is covered under the NHS.