DJ Ethos (rules that DJs should live by)

[windspeed36]

Thou shalt not call themselves a DJ if thou hast only a computer.

[mattobie]

Thou Shalt Fantasize about banging every hot chick on the dance floor.

[thehadgi]

Thou Shalt Bang bang every hot chick on the dance floor.

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[malicion]

Thou shalt NOT steal
Do not pirate music or steal equipment.

Read that, and called bullshit on the rest of it

[windspeed36]

Read that, and called bullshit on the rest of it

[thehadgi]

Read that, and called bullshit on the rest of it

Riiiiight. Totally subjective bullsh*t obviously. I'm assuming you're trolling

[M!TCH]

Thou shall not have gain and master all the way up as an opening DJ.

Thou shall not leave every EQ knob fucked for the next person coming on.

[DJNR]

Thou Shalt Fantasize about banging every hot chick on the dance floor.

Thou shall bang said hot chick under the DJ booth while spinning.

[oranJe]

Thou shall not ask another DJ for his 'playlists' or 'music library', not even as a joke. Even if offered them, thou shall kindly refuse

[dlove]

Thou shall act like thou want to be there & not be grumpy, even if the equipment and/or resident space-cadet is problematic.