Things stupid people say to you while DJing that piss you off/annoy you

[Archon]

i have heard my fair share of idiots saying offensive things to me while spinning, but today i heard it one too many times and i wanted to share it with you guys and see what people have said to you. here are a couple of my faves.

"Are you even doing anything?"

"all the music sounds the same." a great variation of this one is "You're just playing the same song over and over again." when i have switched tracks about 3 or 4 times. this ends up being a sort of incognito compliment as the idea of mixing is supposed to sound like one long track, but still.

"All you do is push buttons, aw monkey could do that!"

it doesn't just have to be things that anger you, it could be stupid things as well.

[DJ Difficult]

One old thing that really irritate me is this (happend again about an hour ago) - "Where i can find your music?" FUCK! I'm Dj, not producer! I don't make music, i play music that some other people has made. Why people think that Dj = Producer? Probably because many big Dj's use their Dj name when they are producing music. But still

[DJWhiteChoco]

"play something new" F YOu!!
"we are about to leave play my song" - F you!!

you all need to follow @thedjgospel on twitter!! hilarous

[fueledbymusic]

Number one for me: "Can you play better music than that". Typically they want the street language hip hop stuff

[fueledbymusic]

You know what you guys can do LOL

Just put up a "Most Frequently Asked Questions" board next to your booth.. LOL

[KLH]

"Do you think your wife would mind if I kneel beneath your table and get this party started?"

MLIDJF

-KLH

[Sigma]

"When I get home I'm going to start yet another thread on DJ Forums about things that people say to DJs that piss them off"

"all the music sounds the same." a great variation of this one is "You're just playing the same song over and over again."

Not a house DJ are you by any chance?

[AlanS]

The club opens at 11. Im opening up and its around 11:40 at this point and Im playing disco, funk, and a bit of old school hip hop. Girl comes up to me and asks me to play call me maybe or any house music.

[Archon]

Not a house DJ are you by any chance?

Nah, house sucks. I actually play lots of weezy, drake, birdman, and all the big flippity floppity names. Niggas love some "I got bitches hoez muhnee and diamondz" talk, ya feel me home dawg?

[Ignotus]

One old thing that really irritate me is this (happend again about an hour ago) - "Where i can find your music?" FUCK! I'm Dj, not producer! I don't make music, i play music that some other people has made. Why people think that Dj = Producer? Probably because many big Dj's use their Dj name when they are producing music. But still

or you can give em a b card with your soundcloud on it?.. i mean you do upload mixes right?