a little late, but still the funniest shit i have read in a long time.

[Archon]

The second sentence reads: "“EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines."

Third sentence reads: "Children as young as 10 are allowed to attend EDC where it is common to trick them into accepting beads for mouth sex acts."


and you couldn't tell it was a satire?

EDIT:



Now I can see why. The human brain is not fully developed until age 25, it's easy to see a young kid not being able discern satire so easily.

no need to be an ass, i live in Texas, where people spew this kind of shit all the time. this isn't that crazy considering most of the things that come out of the mouths of many preachers in my area.

Also, thanks for taking the time to read a bunch of my posts so you could get that link, go to my stickam, and read my bio so you could prove me wrong or whatever. you sure showed me. im so fucking stupid. why am i even alive? i wish i could be like you.

[djshire]

its satire then? i couldn't tell... i mean i wouldn't put it past some repblicans and hardcore christians to write that shit.

You fail at the internet.

[CC Ricers]

In read one of these a while ago about Skrillex, the devil worshipping, lesbian idol who wants your children to kill themselves....

"Hey, this is the place to buy Skillet tickets, right?"
"Uh, yeah"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skillet_(band)

[Detruence]

Its a Christian based article/group...what do you expect? and from what i read in the first 2 paragraphs, everything they said is true. Besides maybe the 'homorave' comment, its not like its 100% homos.

[Era 7]

thread i sinking fast.