a little late, but still the funniest shit i have read in a long time.

[Archon]

so, i stumbled accross this WONDERFUL article by an extreme right wing christian blogger about EDC the other day, its pretty fucking hilarious. enjoy.
http://christwire.org/2012/06/edc-20...h-of-children/

[Sigma]

by an extreme right wing christian blogger

Christwire is a site that takes the piss out of extreme right wing Christians with articles such as the one you posted. It's kinda funny that it's hard to tell the difference between satire and the real thing though, lol.

[recess]

Too bad, theyll be stabbed to death.

[Era 7]

aaah christwire. so wrong but so right

[Archon]

its satire then? i couldn't tell... i mean i wouldn't put it past some repblicans and hardcore christians to write that shit.

[Era 7]

its satire then? i couldn't tell... i mean i wouldn't put it past some repblicans and hardcore christians to write that shit.

so it proves its point

[disparate]

The comments on Christwire always make me despair, is it that hard to tell it's satirical? Maybe just because I'm from the UK which has less of a far-right-Christian-nutjob population who might actually come out with stuff like that

[Hamza21]

its satire then? i couldn't tell... i mean i wouldn't put it past some repblicans and hardcore christians to write that shit.

The second sentence reads: "“EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines."

Third sentence reads: "Children as young as 10 are allowed to attend EDC where it is common to trick them into accepting beads for mouth sex acts."


and you couldn't tell it was a satire?

EDIT:

17 years old, mixing in Dallas, Texas.

http://www.stickam.com/technicianmixes

Now I can see why. The human brain is not fully developed until age 25, it's easy to see a young kid not being able discern satire so easily.

[BuddyUK]

"“EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines."

Third sentence reads: "Children as young as 10 are allowed to attend EDC where it is common to trick them into accepting beads for mouth sex acts."

Where can I buy tickets for this?????

[Kingbob182]

In read one of these a while ago about Skrillex, the devil worshipping, lesbian idol who wants your children to kill themselves....












































...It was actually pretty accurate