Fake Jazzy Cuts on Beamz

[DJ_GoGreen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d3fOI5OxjI

Someone embedd the video... Here's a link to a convo Construc and I are in with 'Grandmaster Jay' himself.

My opinion, this shit is wack!

https://www.facebook.com/thegrandmasterjay/posts/10152031927426518?comment_id=31531555&offset=0&total_comments=3&notif_t=share_reply

[akswun]

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The hiphop dj in me died a little bit. Read some shit that he took like 100mil for doing this. Which I doubt they even have to pay him.

[Finnish_Fox]

"I can scratch without my turntables."

Proceeds to hold hand out completely still and fake scratch samples play.

[Alex Murphy]

https://s.ytimg.com/yts/img/icon_comments_disabled-vflxokpZC.pngComments are disabled for this video.


Not surprised. How much did he get paid for that commercial...

[Ocie]

"I can scratch without my turntables."

Proceeds to hold hand out completely still and fake scratch samples play.

I chuckled when I saw that. I went about DJing all wrong when I got a set of 1200s. Should have just waited for this baby to come out.

[Fultron]

Finally! I've been wanting to learn how to scratch... Without.. actually doing it :confused:

[Finnish_Fox]

How much did he get paid for that commercial...

How desperate for money must he have been to throw away his cred for this thing?

[Ocie]

Finally! I've been wanting to learn how to scratch... Without.. actually doing it :confused:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/522f139982b3ce2dbf8d6780a62c8c42/tumblr_mqqsflu0ZU1qk9f8bo1_400.gif

[Baller95]

Oh the beamz are back huh? :facepalm:

[akswun]

Is it me or does every dam commercial/youtube video seem like a fucking hoax? Is there someone deep in the dj world conjuring this stuff up to make the 'real' djs look good?
The videos make me feel like I'm watching an infomercial and priced at 6 easy payments of $19.99 but if you act now they'll knock off one payment. And if you order within the next 20mins we will throw in an extra Beamz for your trailer home or cottage.
I'm sure there are going to be a lot of willing "DJ's" out there to do your party in January.

Oh and they did a 'diss' video towards Mau5
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OP change the title to add Beamz update etc......

[Badger]

Here's a link to a convo Construc and I are in with 'Grandmaster Jay' himself...

https://www.facebook.com/thegrandmasterjay/posts/10152031927426518?comment_id=31531555&offset=0&total_comments=3¬if_t=share_reply

I couldn't help but notice a few things about this, and I captured a screen shot in case these posts got deleted:


http://www.djbadger.com/Visions/grandmaster_jay_20131031.gif


Why is he called "Grandmasterr Jay" in that account? That's just weird.
(Incidentally, there is also a "The Legendary Grandmaster Jay" (https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Legendary-Grandmaster-Jay/127592460615647) page.)
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He's claiming that he got $182 MILLION for this. Seriously?!
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I love this: "I'm not endorsing the current Beamz, Im [sic] actually sitting with their engineers designing what WE want it to do."


So, in other words... Even "Grandmasterr Jay" admits that one won't be able to do the real "DJ" stuff that Construc mentions with the current toy version of the Beamz. It's almost as if he's saying, "Yeah... the product sucks, and I'm not really the pitchman for it, but this new thing that hasn't even been developed yet is going to be SO COOL! REALLY, GUYS! I MEAN IT!"

It's funny how "Grandmasterr Jay" neglected to mention that in the video.

What a gigantic sellout piece of shit. http://www.djbadger.com/Visions/emot-argh-flipoff.gif

:badger:

[Badger]

Oh! I don't mean to be a postwhore, but I figured this would deserve its own post:

DJ Jazzy Jeff officially does not approve! (http://instagram.com/p/gLn9SQsLDJ/#)



As a DJ...I really don't understand how you can be OK with this and call yourself a DJ! This is a show that Myself & Skilz did at the House Of Blues "see YouTube" and this so called DJ "Grandmaster Jay" who's Wiki page reads like He's DJ Bash Money or DJ Scratch is making it like it his to sell a Dj Controller that takes other DJs material so u can FAKE IT like it's yours!!!! This is SOOO NOT COOL! And @Beamzmsic should do there research before allowing the wrong person to endorse there product. I don't care if you are the worst DJ in the world...I'll give you credit...JUST DONT FAKE IT...See for yourself!!! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kPX3oUMmaDE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkPX3oUMmaDE


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[Boomcie]

Wtf is this shit?

[akswun]

Wtf is this shit?

Its the future!!!!

[Unknown DJ]

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q87/s720x720/1394091_839404216275_2139555470_n.jpg

[Badger]

...and now that original Facebook post where "Grandmasterr Jay" said he got a $182 million dollar deal is no longer available. Gasp. I'm glad I got that screenshot.

Now THIS is comedy right here. (Warning: A tad of NSFW language...)


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If you can't watch the whole thing (trust me, I won't blame you if you can't), jump up to the 9:10 mark and watch this overconfident shitstain thank the "Grammy board" for their "endorsement," right after which the interviewer accidentally calls him Grandmaster Flash and he doesn't even seem to notice.

What an absolute tool.

:badger:

[cannedheat]

:diaf:

[akswun]

What a fucking douch. Kind of reminds me of Samuel Jackson but with no work to back him up. Can anymore bullshit fly out this guys mouth? I'm glad Jazzy Jeff called out his weak ass.

$182million? Who the fuck is backing up Beamz? Apple? People like this need a good open hand slap to the face ala Charlie Murphy on Rick James.

[Badger]

Another new update: "The Legendary Grandmaster Jay" has now been called out by Grandmaster Flash himself.

https://www.facebook.com/grandmasterflashofficial/posts/10152042320539714


So im totally LOST who is Grandmaster Jay he said he came up with me as a pioneer Dj --- i dont recall you sir --- please explain yourself

Man, this "Grandmaster Jay's" credibility just keeps swirling further and further down the toilet. I'm probably feeling far too much schadenfreude about it.

Then again... probably not. :D

:badger:

[DJ_GoGreen]

Yeah I wish he didn't take the video down that came out just before the beamz vids... he was sitting in his mom's living room floor holding an AR-15, talking about being real, and how fake n's would get clapped... Dude is a joke and he was getting crushed over the weekend by all the legends.

[jz416]

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That video is unwatchable. Makes me wanna puke all over the place.

Ive been trying to find out who Grandmaster Jay really is cus I had never heard of him before this.

His wikipedia page was recently deleted due to fake info..

Who the hell is this guy... Was he ever even a decent DJ?

[Smallz]

on the subject of Jazzy Jeff, forget about Beamz and watch his videos on vimeo. DJing at its finest: http://vimeo.com/djjazzyjeff

[Windows 95]

Who the hell is this guy...Someone who took the names "Jam Master Jay" & "Grandmaster Flash", combined them & fooled people into thinking they recognize the name?

[Finnish_Fox]

Looks like his Wikipedia page was just deleted recently (11/3 & 11/4):


This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
17:09, 4 November 2013 Peridon (talk | contribs) deleted page Grandmaster Jay (Multiple reasons: speedy deletion criteria A7, G12. Source URL: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grandmaster%20Jay)
19:12, 3 November 2013 RHaworth (talk | contribs) deleted page Grandmaster Jay (Fraudulent page with false information)

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[Windows 95]

Try Googling his name (with Google), this is the corner box they have for him. :lol:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f110/CheapCharley/Oresto/GrandmasterJay.jpg

[Finnish_Fox]

Someone who took the names "Jam Master Jay" & "Grandmaster Flash", combined them & fooled people into thinking they recognize the name?

Hey, according to Urban Dictionary, Jam Master Jay stole his name. :lol:

[kyle133]

... So they made up a fake DJ, fake a routine, on a fake DJ setup...? Why does everyone want to be a fraud nowadays? :blank:

[Adzy]

I might see if they will let me plug it for the techno/house scene under the name Carl cocks. Or swedish mau5 mafia for the festival goers (edited to clarify that I know they don't come under the house/techno bracket)

[Blue Shoes]

Carl cocks. Or swedish mau5 mafia

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Hygro]

Guys it's Beamz.

Of course you endorse Beamz, that shit is hilarious! If I was a DJ I'd give the most dramatic, whole hearted endorsement possible.

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[Windows 95]

Guys it's Beamz.

Of course you endorse Beamz, that shit is hilarious! If I was a DJ I'd give the most dramatic, whole hearted endorsement possible.
Made me want to watch the Zoomies spoof also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13pL0TiOiHM

Sparing them a hard life in the laser mines.

[Windows 95]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beamz

In August 2010, Beamz was listed among the Best Tools for Schools by the National Association of Music Merchants at the NAMM Show with the note that using Beamz was fun and a "great way to involve special ed students in music making."

[DJ Highline]

Thanks to DJ Fails on facebook for providing this link to Grandmaster Jay proving he is a Hip Hop Legend with the skillz to pay the bills for maybe a happy meal at McDonalds...maybe....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E7OUmxvY2u0

Yes a legend...only scratching with one hand, while Serato facing on a Behringer Mixer and missing cuts....

[Finnish_Fox]

:blank:

I hope someone posts that on his FB page. :lol:

[Gabriel van Cleef]

Is it me or does every dam commercial/youtube video seem like a fucking hoax? Is there someone deep in the dj world conjuring this stuff up to make the 'real' djs look good?
The videos make me feel like I'm watching an infomercial and priced at 6 easy payments of $19.99 but if you act now they'll knock off one payment. And if you order within the next 20mins we will throw in an extra Beamz for your trailer home or cottage.
I'm sure there are going to be a lot of willing "DJ's" out there to do your party in January.

Oh and they did a 'diss' video towards Mau5
AoW1xJBWHZQ

OP change the title to add Beamz update etc......


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/trying-to-remember.gif

[Blue Shoes]

Guys it's Beamz.

Of course you endorse Beamz, that shit is hilarious! If I was a DJ I'd give the most dramatic, whole hearted endorsement possible.

bNZ5v0vrsyM

This is fucking amazing. I'm in tears.

[Alex Murphy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgnpS2I_Gqg

[Badger]

More developments... It's my understanding that Beamz has now dropped Grandmaster Jay. I guess he won't be getting that $182 million after all... heh heh. The original Grandmaster Jay Beamz ad post (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d3fOI5OxjI) has now been set to "private." :)

Brooklyn's DJ Iceman has done some research on Grandmaster Jay and has tried reaching out to him. His latest video is priceless and he doesn't hold back the disdain he has for this guy. It's a spectacular rant. (No surprise: It contains lots and lots of gloriously NSFW language.)


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"Dog, what the f*** was that, all right? God damn! You make f***in' Pauly D look like DJ Scratch. You make motherf***in' Paris Hilton look like motherf***in' Just Blaze."

Enjoy...

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[akswun]

and some more ammo....

Practice and lay off the drugs if you can't handle it kiddies ....

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[jipbeats]

Was this arsehole ever legitimately connected with beamz?
It looks like he made some audition tapes to (for some unfathomable reason) endear himself to the brand. I think he's just a lunatic with a decent camera.

[DJ Nada]

... So they made up a fake DJ, fake a routine, on a fake DJ setup...? Why does everyone want to be a fraud nowadays? :blank:

Because sitting home on a Friday practicing your scratching is for suckas. Just jack tracks from someone who does that wack practice stuff. Hell, even practicing mixing is too much for some guys around here.