Calling Out: Producer battle. Put together you best 'Beatport Top 100 CHEESE' Track

[Blue Shoes]

With the Beatport top 100 being littered with cheesy unimaginative rubbish, I propose that we justify our criticism by making some ourselves and proving just how easy it is to push out this kind of music.


RULES:
-1 standard club track
-Judging should be based upon whether the track falls in the cheese category as well as general critique on the track itself.
-Compress the shit out of it (Obviously :teef:)
-should we say 125-135 BPM?
Submissions in by Saturday 28th July?

I don't mind making changes to the rules if there are any suggestions.

[Zander James]

-should we say 125-135 BPM?


I'm not a producer (yet) but this seems a bit generous. Shouldn't it be 127.9-128.1bpm for the "cheese" factor?

[Funkyfader]

Me gusta para participar

[Blue Shoes]

I like --- Participating?

No hablo espanol

[Funkyfader]

I like --- Participating?

No hablo espanol

me neither,that was another fail by google translate :lol:

Maybe make the deadline bigger?till we get some participants?

[Dj DRPX]

I'm definitely down for this! Also, don't forget to add Sausage Fatteners to everything after using a few compressors :teef:

[DJ-Veaux]

Don't forget the classic vocal screams!!!!!!

[Dj DRPX]

But only if it involves bass, jumping, hands in the air, or bass right Veaux? :P

[Blue Shoes]

Yeah. Maybe date can be 2 weeks from the date everyone is confirmed?

[Blue Shoes]

Would be good to have 4 or so people I think since they will be quick to listen to

[Dj DRPX]

Yeah. Maybe date can be 2 weeks from the date everyone is confirmed?

Sounds good to me. Can't wait to hear all of this generic house music :)

[Sedna]

Hahahahaha you know, I'm kinda limited on free time but I'm willing to give this a shot. Just keep my name away from whatever horrid, disgusting music I end up creating. I don't feel like being kicked off my label :lol:

[ChrisHynds]

Hahahahaha you know, I'm kinda limited on free time but I'm willing to give this a shot. Just keep my name away from whatever horrid, disgusting music I end up creating. I don't feel like being kicked off my label :lol:

:lol: Im gonna download and send a copy of this to Laurent :P

[DJ-Veaux]

But only if it involves bass, jumping, hands in the air, or bass right Veaux? :P

Oh I was thinking expletives and something about being an animal, but that works as well :lol:

[Sedna]

:lol: Im gonna download and send a copy of this to Laurent :P

He'll probably laugh.

[DJ-Veaux]

Here's my submission! I was too lazy to do a full song :lol:

https://soundcloud.com/dj-veaux-1/no-cheese-gromit

[nevin]

As a cheese producer I'm gonna bite. I will submit something I'm working on and and you guys should give some honest feedback.. obviously you guys are jut kidding around so I doubt any decent entries will go through, but I've been a fan of the genre from before it went cheesy and it pains me to watch it get destroyed. Anyway I'm moreso submitting to get decent feedback on a track I'm working on :P haha. I'll link something tomorrow afternoon (in 24 hours)

[alexreedDJ]

Yeah i'm up for this. Got a good'en up my sleeve haha

[JonAvalon]

funkyfader is confirmed

[Funkyfader]

this aint gonna happen right?

[thehadgi]

I just happen to be working on a track that's going for mucho cheese. I'm in for submission if we still are on board

[Funkyfader]

well i dunno,i was the only one that submitted half a month ago..
but i want this battle to happen

[thehadgi]

Me too now :P

[Funkyfader]

you submited or you want it to happen? :P

[thehadgi]

Oh I can submit now? Or should I wait

[Dj DRPX]

I want to do this so bad, but I have 2 other projects that I'm more motivated to finish right now. I might be able to finish in 2 weeks :P

[DJ-Veaux]

I submitted mine already....

[Clayton]

Maybe ill try bang a quick one up later!

[Funkyfader]

I submitted mine already....

when?And why hasnt an admin posted that you are confirmed?
to whoever says they are going to participate please do so and dont just say that you will,this battle was supposed to have a deadline on 28th july...

[JonAvalon]

Never received anything from DJ-Veaux :shrug:

[JonAvalon]

DJ-Veaux is confirmed

[alexreedDJ]

Not going to enter it, but this could maybe stand a good chance? hahaha :)

https://soundcloud.com/alexreeduk/shout-alex-reed-mrpeett

[DJ-Veaux]

Not going to enter it, but this could maybe stand a good chance? hahaha :)

https://soundcloud.com/alexreeduk/shout-alex-reed-mrpeett

You've got no chance at all.

https://soundcloud.com/dj-veaux-1/no-cheese-gromit

BOW BEFORE MY SUCKYNESS! :devil:

[thehadgi]

Sending mine to Jon in the next 5

[thehadgi]

submitted to jon


Here's my submission! I was too lazy to do a full song :lol:

shouldn't you not display this so that people don't know which one is yours? :P

[JonAvalon]

hadgi is confirmed

[thehadgi]

Funky/veaux when you do you guys want the new deadline?

[Funkyfader]

Funky/veaux when you do you guys want the new deadline?

no need for new deadline,lets compete us 3,i doubt anybody is gonna make anything,at best they will post that they want to participate and forget about this thread the next day...

[DJ-Veaux]

no need for new deadline,lets compete us 3,i doubt anybody is gonna make anything,at best they will post that they want to participate and forget about this thread the next day...

Agreed. Let the cheese battle commence!

http://funnyfidos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/cheesehead.jpg

[JonAvalon]

Sounds good, will have this posted soon.

:edit: Posted

http://www.djforums.com/forums/showthread.php?30470-Funkyfader-vs-DJ-Veauz-vs-The-Hadgi-Cheese-Producer-Battle