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ChrisHynds
06-13-2013, 09:19 AM
THE SHITEST SUB THREAD ON DJF

The Australia page has the lowest number of posts/thread than any other, congrats for being so shit :P

Rek_Aviles
06-13-2013, 10:05 AM
All in favor say aye. :teef:

M!TCH
06-13-2013, 10:35 AM
I

:ninja:

allensmusic
06-13-2013, 11:52 AM
˙ɯnɹoɟ ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ uı spɹoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ pɹɐɥ ooʇ sı ʇı

AdrianR
06-13-2013, 05:17 PM
Aye! ... Now you know why we all fucking complain so much about Australia :P We're so fucking shit as a dance music/ club scene and our forum here reflects it.

Blue Shoes
06-13-2013, 05:48 PM
˙ɯnɹoɟ ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ uı spɹoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ pɹɐɥ ooʇ sı ʇı

Amazing.

ChrisHynds
06-13-2013, 11:04 PM
˙ɯnɹoɟ ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ uı spɹoʍ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ pɹɐɥ ooʇ sı ʇı

I had to turn my laptop upside down :argh:

M!TCH
06-14-2013, 12:09 AM
ʇɹɐɯs os ǝɹ,noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ

JackStalk
06-14-2013, 02:04 AM
I feel like chris heinz is the only one from australia on here.

allensmusic
06-14-2013, 02:07 AM
˙puɐluʍopǝpısdn uı ǝʌıl noʎ ʇlnɐɟ ʎɯ ʇusı ʇı

ChrisHynds
06-14-2013, 02:13 AM
I feel like chris heinz is the only one from australia on here.

HYNDS damn it :argh::P

Im not even from Australia, I just live here, lol

A very famous Aussie saying, thats plastered over bumper sticker etc - "Fuck Off We're Full" springs to mind :)

AdrianR
06-16-2013, 03:29 PM
Its not famous mate. Its just for racist scum bags. If you had that bumper sticker in Melbourne or Sydney your car wouldnt survive.

Adzm00
06-17-2013, 01:58 PM
Crims.

KLH
06-17-2013, 02:28 PM
Aussie girls are hot though...

-KLH

Blue Shoes
06-17-2013, 06:28 PM
Aussie girls are hot though...

-KLH

Hmmm. Some are. But in reality, we're not all beaches and G'day Mate.
We're like Americans but with better beer and less land whales.

Finnish_Fox
06-17-2013, 06:52 PM
Aye! ... Now you know why we all fucking complain so much about Australia :P We're so fucking shit as a dance music/ club scene and our forum here reflects it.

Some of my favorite artists are coming out of Oz at the moment.

Finnish_Fox
06-17-2013, 06:54 PM
Hmmm. Some are. But in reality, we're not all beaches and G'day Mate.

How many shrimp do you tend to throw on the barbie?

KLH
06-17-2013, 08:47 PM
Hmmm. Some are. But in reality, we're not all beaches and G'day Mate.
We're like Americans but with better beer and less land whales.
Well, here in 'Murica, we think that all the girls there are hot and the beer is cold. And crocs are everywhere.

-KLH

Finnish_Fox
06-17-2013, 08:54 PM
http://youtu.be/KJOdpwL6X6A

Blue Shoes
06-18-2013, 09:46 PM
How many shrimp do you tend to throw on the barbie?

I can't stand them. even the smell makes me feel sick.
But most people love them. I haven't heard any Australians call them shrimp in about 10 years. Everyone calls them prawns.




http://youtu.be/KJOdpwL6X6A

Yeah, amazing episode. Love people poking fun at us. Also, it reminds me of my first public booting.

Blue Shoes
06-18-2013, 09:49 PM
Well, here in 'Murica, we think that all the girls there are hot and the beer is cold. And crocs are everywhere.

-KLH

OH, the beer is cold. Always.

Some of the girls are hot. In Queensland. The babes there tend to be beautiful.
I saw a few crocs (in an enclosure) on a school camp. Aside from that, I'd never seen one.

ChrisHynds
06-20-2013, 03:43 AM
I can honestly say Perth has some of the hottest women I have ever came across, Summer time is superb, the only problem is your checking out these hot chicks from a distance in bikini's with a huge "rack" then the closer you get the younger they are, lol when I was 16/17 the girls my age didnt have tits half the size of these girls, lol, feel like a pedo :teef:

thehadgi
06-20-2013, 08:52 AM
http://www.tickld.com/images/content/37450.jpg

ChrisHynds
06-22-2013, 03:50 AM
http://www.tickld.com/images/content/37450.jpg

cool story bro, tell it again :P

l0ckd0wn
06-22-2013, 06:18 AM
ʇɹɐɯs os ǝɹ,noʎ ʞuıɥʇ noʎ

ʎllɐɹnʇɐu 'ɹǝʌǝlɔ

Tomy
06-24-2013, 10:49 PM
I can honestly say Perth has some of the hottest women I have ever came across, Summer time is superb, the only problem is your checking out these hot chicks from a distance in bikini's with a huge "rack" then the closer you get the younger they are, lol when I was 16/17 the girls my age didnt have tits half the size of these girls, lol, feel like a pedo :teef:

so many truths.

Blue Shoes
06-26-2013, 10:22 AM
Aussie girls are hot though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs3WQA1s4ME

We have our trash, like everyone else...

Adzm00
09-06-2013, 11:58 AM
But most people love them. I haven't heard any Australians call them shrimp in about 10 years. Everyone calls them prawns.


http://localfoods.about.com/od/shrimp/qt/shrimpprawns.htm

Ocie
09-06-2013, 12:25 PM
The Simpsons

I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before.

KLH
09-06-2013, 05:01 PM
I read somewhere that girls stay hot longer down under too. Must be the water.

The only girls in Murica that can compete are in Texas... because there IS something in the water there.

-KLH

Vernski
11-22-2013, 10:24 PM
I feel like chris heinz is the only one from australia on here.

There's another Aussie here..........:banana:

http://seecolombia.travel/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bigbanana.jpg

JackStalk
11-23-2013, 08:05 PM
ancient bump of the year o_O

Windows 95
11-23-2013, 08:34 PM
Aye! ... Now you know why we all fucking complain so much about Australia :P We're so fucking shit as a dance music/ club scene and our forum here reflects it.Yet there was the Melbourne Shuffle that became world wide in popularity. So the dance music / club scene must have some presence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melbourne_Shuffle

In 2004 a documentary titled Melbourne Shuffler began filming in Melbourne clubs, raves, festivals and outdoor events, before being released on DVD in 2005. By 2005, the Melbourne Shuffle had helped to change the sound of hardstyle and hard trance music, with DJs and producers aiming at a constant 140-160bpm speed.

Vernski
11-23-2013, 08:35 PM
ancient bump of the year o_O
True, I was bored and sifting through some older threads.....:freak: