In a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

[RDRCK]

Paris Hilton Now Dabbling in Spoken Word Techno Music
Well, this is very awful. This is "Drunk Text," Paris Hilton's "latest" single and a collaboration with the house music production duo Manufactured Superstars.

Remember "Stars are Blind"? It turns out they're also often tone deaf, and so Hilton has done us all a favor (of sorts) and recorded what is essentially a spoken word song. Some sample lyrics, if you'd rather save four minutes of your life, which I did not make up:

"It was just a drunk text/In my head I was writing a fiction of us."
"My mouth kept pouring desperate clauses of random intent."
"And I say, 'Sure.'"
"I'm too lazy to type, so I send a photo I took up a dancer's skirt."
"No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore."
"It's a hot mess of misspelled obscenities, body parts, and run-on questions."
"She's like, 'this guy wants you to wet your lips with this bottle.'"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
The 31-year-old plans to release a new album later this year.

http://gawker.com/5887679/paris-hilton-now-dabbling-in-spoken-word-techno-music

Absolutely hilarious! Do yourself a favor and watch the video included in the link. I haven't laughed or cried so hard in days.

[Era 7]

DUDE i would totally take an instrumental of that track! :dance:

[Rek_Aviles]

Howard Stern just went on an hour rant mocking this "song". Made his own spoken word song over Faxing Berlin-DeadMau5 track.

too funny.

[Smallz]

Quote from Manufactured Superstars:


"We've heard some songs from her new record which are incredible and are really going to surprise people."

Really now? incredible?

[RDRCK]

DUDE i would totally take an instrumental of that track! :dance:

Ah! Sarcasm! I get it.

[Brian Sang Han]

wouldnt be surprised if all her songs are "good" considering shes ****** afrojack and has access to every top producer in the world. but itll probably just be super poppy with her annoying voice on everything.

[Adzm00]

What a massive pile of steaming dog shit.

[Smallz]

Ah! Sarcasm! I get it.

i actually wouldn't mind the instrumental. Good track to start the night.

[Era 7]

i actually wouldn't mind the instrumental. Good track to start the night.

yeah i wasn't really joking.

[mrkleen]

Quote from Manufactured Superstars:

Yeah, Manufactured Superstars, those douchebags wouldnt know good music if it bit them in the ass. Clowns.

[uncut69]

one of those instances where im embarrassed for her

[RDRCK]

yeah i wasn't really joking.

Well, to each his own :) I am sure that I like a few tracks that you would call absolute utter dogshit as well ;)

[Andrew B]

Name-wise, she couldn't have picked a more appropriate production team. :lol:

[RDRCK]

Name-wise, she couldn't have picked a more appropriate production team. :lol:

:love:

[whiterob]

Good track minus her talking.

[Molbster]

Yeah, Manufactured Superstars, those douchebags wouldnt know good music if it bit them in the ass. Clowns.

Funny you say that, because those guys founded Beatport.com...


As for the song, I stopped after

"I went out to the club the other night, to, you know, dance with my bitches..."

[mrkleen]

Funny you say that, because those guys founded Beatport.com...

not sure what that has to do with anything.

[RDRCK]

Funny you say that, because those guys founded Beatport.com...

Mrkleen's original statement still stands. In fact, this makes it even more valid :lol:

[alazydj]

She ruined what was to me a hilarious track. I was planning on using it (the original) during a cool down set...but now it's all a waste.

[Estacy]

she's with Afrojack right? shouldn't he stop this crap?

[RDRCK]

she's with Afrojack right? Isn't he crap?

Fixed

[Molbster]

not sure what that has to do with anything.


Mrkleen's original statement still stands. In fact, this makes it even more valid :lol:

That's why it's funny!

[l0ckd0wn]

she's with Afrojack right? shouldn't he stop this crap?

Afrojack makes circus music. Another guy I wish would fall off the mainstream wagon so I stop hearing all these stupid sirens and single note tracks.

[MeowMix]

Afrojack makes circus music. Another guy I wish would fall off the mainstream wagon so I stop hearing all these stupid sirens and single note tracks.

amen brotha man.

[thehadgi]

Afrojack makes circus music. Another guy I wish would fall off the mainstream wagon so I stop hearing all these stupid sirens and single note tracks.

doooOOOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO dooooOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

[BuddyUK]

Fixed

+1 Top producer my arse

[JuxtaPoser]

It's rare to find music that is *objectively* bad, but here we are...

[Damon_Chambers]

Afrojack makes circus music.

fucking excellent.

[mrkleen]

That's why it's funny!

there is plenty of good music on beatport. But their music isnt on that list.

[KLH]

I hope that she works with LMFAO and they tag team her.

(To the tune of "I'm from Miami, B*tch): "It's in your mouth, b*tch!"

-KLH

[JuxtaPoser]

I hope that she works with LMFAO and they tag team her.

(To the tune of "I'm from Miami, B*tch): "It's in your mouth, b*tch!"

-KLH

The hotly anticipated sequel "Two Shites In Paris".

[DJNR]

I hope that she works with LMFAO and they tag team her.

(To the tune of "I'm from Miami, B*tch): "It's in your mouth, b*tch!"

-KLH

HAHAHAHA. Oh man, that's rough. :lol:

[fueledbymusic]

I dont know about that girlie

[ilya]

can't... stop.. laughing. this is awesome, like a bad up to date version of no sex in the champagne room or something

[l0ckd0wn]

LMAO @ Juxta & KLH!

[Lionman]

can't... stop.. laughing. this is awesome, like a bad up to date version of no sex in the champagne room or something

Yeah, but that was supposed to be a joke.

[DJ Weatherman]

im actually feeling this beat, hate all ya want, shits dope
;)

[Mahatma Coat]

I'm physically sick.

[jazzyj]

I always thought Afrojack was sexy... but now that I know he's with the ho.... not so much anymore.